What Are The Odds That All MY Classmates Are Emotionally Distant Indie Game Scalie Girls?

The hotly awaited experience that you've all been dreading, it's a mishmash of words and ideas so terrible you can't help but give it a try. It's like a quirky Earthbound inspired rpg of your dreams, if it wasn't an rpg and also was made by someone who'd never played Earthbound before! (Well okay I played it I just couldn't get past the Kraken okay man that's a hard fight...)

Take on the role of Anon, some variety of naked gray potato man on a quest to court one of three gorgeous girls from the indie hits you've come to expect! The Grumpy One, The Snooty One, The Goth One! One of them isn't even out yet!

FEATURES

1. Hand "Drawn", lovingly "Crafted" computer "Graphics" that I then affixed to some "Popsicle sticks"
2. All the charm and tact  of your tipsy uncle that only shows up during the holidays and upsets your grandma
3. Things we could laboriously refer to as "jokes"
4. Upwards of three (3) Ladytypes!

It's a complete packaged game perfect for anyone who doesn't own a calendar! Coming now to your eyeballs, today!